Shipping policy

We try hard to ensure that you receive the best service possible from our trusted couriers. However, shipping is a complicated process and we are at the mercy of mother nature. Please be aware that we will delay shipping if we feel that there is a chance your package may freeze or over-heat. If we delay the shipping of your package, we will do our best to inform you with as much notice as possible.

If you have selected the option to have your packages shipped to you, we will send you a heads-up email on the first day of every month. This is to let you know when you should be expecting your monthly delivery, so you can inform us if you will be out of town or unavailable to accept your package. This way, we can delay your delivery or change the address of your delivery. All changes to shipping must be made prior to the cut-off date indicated in the email. This will ensure that your package is headed in the right direction.

• We ship in discreet, recyclable packages.
• Packages are bomb proof (not tested with real bombs), with a <0.1% breakage rate.
• You can delay your shipments if you are out of town.
• Signature might be required and couriers sometimes require you to verify your age because they think it’s alcohol.
• We sometimes cannot leave packages at your doorstep.
• Receive an email with your tracking number the day it is shipped.
• Reshipping fee = Base shipping fee of $25+tax plus any applicable surcharges.
• Prefer not to have your package reshipped? Missed your delivery twice? We will keep the package and credit your account for the amount paid for the package, less the return shipping charges and a $20+tax restocking fee.
• Orders cannot be cancelled or refunded. All sales are final.